10 Downing Street Christmas Party “quite shit, honestly you were better off at home” claims source 
“Poland are policing the border like a military autocracy”, claim Belarus Europe’s only dictatorship 
China ranks higher than USA in racial equality, Uyghur Muslims understandably pleased 
Following Protests And Campaigns, Cat Girls Now Count towards Diversity Quotas. 
Big farmer kills magic mushroom researcher 
10 Downing Street Christmas Party “quite shit, honestly you were better off at home” claims source
Following recent accusations of a Christmas party haven taken place at 10 Downing Street in December 2020, The Mendax has...
“Poland are policing the border like a military autocracy”, claim Belarus Europe’s only dictatorship
As tensions surrounding migrants at the border with Poland intensify, Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko has accused Poland of behaving like...
China ranks higher than USA in racial equality, Uyghur Muslims understandably pleased
This news comes following the Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania’s (an Ivy League institution) Best Countries Report of...
Following Protests And Campaigns, Cat Girls Now Count towards Diversity Quotas.
Following a series of successful campaigns and protests to expand diversity in the workplace, companies have decided to include ‘cat...
Big farmer kills magic mushroom researcher
Today, at 11.30 in an undisclosed Shropshire field a psilocybin researcher was shot dead by Andy Drinkwater the 6'7 200kg...
Crypto Bro Flags Down Taxi just to tell him about Bitcoin
Today’s world poses many pressing challenges that will require worldwide collaboration to tackle: climate change, income inequality, and restricted press...
Tarantino disappointed over true meaning of FTSE 100
The director known for his famous feet filled features has reportedly stopped production on his upcoming film after learning that...
Lorry driver crisis solved as hordes of lorries emerge from Bristol harbour.
While many feared Christmas may be ruined due to the lack of lorry drivers Bristol council was never scared as...
Tiny PowerPoint text paid for by Specsavers
The Specsavers marketing team has come up with a genius new way to drive sales higher, they have began paying...
Drug Addict student grateful for surge in spiking
The recent surge of spiking in clubs has left many fearful going clubbing, leading to a boycott of nightclubs on...