Lorry driver crisis solved as hordes of lorries emerge from Bristol harbour.

While many feared Christmas may be ruined due to the lack of lorry drivers Bristol council was never scared as they had a secret weapon.
For century’s the hoards of lorries residing in Bristol’s harbourside went unknown to the general public. But now in our time of need they are being called upon to rise from their slumber and return to the motorways they once called home. We still do not know exactly where the vans have come from but at this point we will take anything as long as it means we don’t have to make a deal with France.